when Matt was home for lunch today.
M: “Olivia, how are your calves today?”
O: “Good! Tommy’s balls fell off!”
Somehow “good” and “balls fell off” don’t seem to belong in the same sentence together. But maybe that’s just me.
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Oh, how I needed that laugh today! Too funny!
Love it! And on a related note, I was the one who applied the elastrator bands to our calves. I did this out in the field alone, sitting atop the calf. Because the bands occasionally popped off the applicator device, I would always put an extra in my mouth so I would have it handy. One day I caught a calf and was busy trying to position both him and myself when he reached up with a back hoof and caught me a good one right under the chin. Yes, I swallowed the extra band. My husband comforted me later with the comment that it was okay, that he really didn’t want any more children.